I just... what do I even say? Hi, you might believe me but you're actually the reincarnated woman that I caused destruction and practiced evil acts with?
Wait, slept with who? The woman that cursed you? What are they now? Ninety?
Secondly, maybe keep the destruction and evil acts to yourself first and ask if she believes in past lives. Which...sounds like a bad line from a porno.
Yes, the old woman who gave me the evil eye and cursed me. She's eighty at the very least. Apparently, I make an impression.
And why wouldn't you have a choice to help blow that door open?
[ He likely knew the reason that David wanted to blast that door open but he wanted to hear it from him. ]
Despite what my reputation may say, I'm not always up on what kinks are "hot". Are you?? Besides, she could really be into vampires like Sionnach. Or perhaps she's more of a werewolf kind of girl.
Just because we're into everything doesn't mean others are. You can learn a lot from those romance novels and bodice rippers - reverse harems and spanking seem to be "in"... and some shit about shades of grey. Which is shit so don't read it.
... but you ARE a vampire. Please don't tell me you forgot that already... ;)
In all seriousness though, I have no doubt that she'll be into you. Who fucking isn't?
I didn’t say I was into reverse harems but I do my research. I do you enjoy giving my lovers what they want, after all. And if they want to be shared by a few guys, why not. I usually prefer it the other way around personally.
I don’t know…you did leave me last night.
Well if it’s anything like the past, I give it no time at all before the two of you are obsessed and spending a good portion of your time in the bedroom or wherever you wind up.
I’m sure there’s at least one or two who are. People like their tall, dark and dangerous more than they let on.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
[Is he primarily giving David shit? Absolutely.]
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Oh I don't know if I can promise that. Nope.
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Then it's lucky for you that there isn't much I wouldn't do.
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What about making stalking someone that might be Sionnach?
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No. You've always been annoyingly good at that in the best way.
Wait.
What.
Where the fuck are you?
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That is one of the confessions I've truly made and I promise it.
At a bar down from the Tor.
We met yesterday but I'm seeing her again.
I'm trying to find out.
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So that's where you ran off to.
Interesting that she'd be there after all this time.
It's not the same one we caught on fire, is it?
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Why did we end up here this exact moment?
It's not like they don't rebuild things.
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Why were you pulled in that direction?
Obviously. But you and I both know Europeans in small towns like that. They hang on until the very end.
Even if it has been centuries.
They also hold onto grudges.
I swear, I went to Paris last month to revisit the homestead and someone gave me the evil eye and muttered something about my father.
[There could be other reasons they gave him the evil eye - like being a vampire but still. He will stand by it until the very end.]
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I just know I haven't been back here since I lost her and now... here we are.
And don't say I'm imagining things.
That's because you're a horrible person, and so was your father.
[ Even if he knows that Ben was his own father in this case and he can't help himself. ]
So far no one has lit me on fire or hurled bathwater at me or anything.
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I’m not going to say that. You haven’t been back since then and unless something was drawing you there, I don’t think you’d have gone back.
[Despite everything, deep (deep) down he was a romantic and wanted that for David. If any of them deserved some sliver of enjoyment, it would be him.]
Ass. You’re not wrong though.
Hm, I might’ve slept with her years ago, come to think about it.
Good. Please stay in one piece.
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I just... what do I even say?
Hi, you might believe me but you're actually the reincarnated woman that I caused destruction and practiced evil acts with?
Wait, slept with who? The woman that cursed you? What are they now? Ninety?
I shall try, and not on fire. It's a goal.
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Secondly, maybe keep the destruction and evil acts to yourself first and ask if she believes in past lives. Which...sounds like a bad line from a porno.
Yes, the old woman who gave me the evil eye and cursed me. She's eighty at the very least. Apparently, I make an impression.
Good. I'll be very mad if you get caught on fire.
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Does she know anyway? I don't know.
Sounds like a horrible line and one that leads to her dead and dismembered, which is not the goal.
In bed, yes you do.
Really? I figured you would laugh at me.
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Or some fun times between you and her? It could go REALLY well. You never know what people are into these days.
;)
Well yes, I would first laugh at you and then I would be very mad. I'm the one that's supposed to do stupid shit.
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I don't think blasting it open is going to help her, but I may end up with no choice.
These days. As if we haven't lived through them to the present.
And you're so good at doing stupid shit too.
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And why wouldn't you have a choice to help blow that door open?
[ He likely knew the reason that David wanted to blast that door open but he wanted to hear it from him. ]
Despite what my reputation may say, I'm not always up on what kinks are "hot". Are you?? Besides, she could really be into vampires like Sionnach. Or perhaps she's more of a werewolf kind of girl.
I will take that as a compliment, thank you.
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The other reason> We both know. I want her to remember.
Are some hotter than others? Is this talking about romance novels and bodice rippers?
I don't want her into vampires. I want her into me. Not the same.
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Just because we're into everything doesn't mean others are. You can learn a lot from those romance novels and bodice rippers - reverse harems and spanking seem to be "in"... and some shit about shades of grey. Which is shit so don't read it.
... but you ARE a vampire. Please don't tell me you forgot that already... ;)
In all seriousness though, I have no doubt that she'll be into you. Who fucking isn't?
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That's a side thing to who I am and want to be to her.
But yes, I may be old, older than you, but I don't forget things.
The villagers at the Tor, for one.
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I don’t know…you did leave me last night.
Well if it’s anything like the past, I give it no time at all before the two of you are obsessed and spending a good portion of your time in the bedroom or wherever you wind up.
I’m sure there’s at least one or two who are. People like their tall, dark and dangerous more than they let on.
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... We're going there? Really?
And we end up in the same place. Might not be what she wants this lifetime.
They do at that. Though sweet, boyish and deadly doesn't seem to do bad for you.
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You know you're still my favorite.
For what it's worth, I hope it works out in your favor. And if she has a friend...
I would argue about the sweet and boyish words you just wrote but it does tend to work in my favor more than not.
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I don't want to here that you think otherwise.
No matter what happens with her, I'm not leaving you behind. You know that.
Right? You had better know that. You're always stuck with me.
It always will work in your favor.
Works on me.
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Good because you're stuck with me. I'm pretty sure I get the better end of this deal. ;)
[ All snark and sass aside, he's glad he has the relationship he has with David at the end of the day. ]
Let me know how today goes? If you start a riot or a mob, let me know and I'll be there as your backup.
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