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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-03-24 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If she doesn't know, then it may be best to start there.

Or some fun times between you and her? It could go REALLY well. You never know what people are into these days.

;)

Well yes, I would first laugh at you and then I would be very mad. I'm the one that's supposed to do stupid shit.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-04-11 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Good solid first step at least.

And why wouldn't you have a choice to help blow that door open?


[ He likely knew the reason that David wanted to blast that door open but he wanted to hear it from him. ]

Despite what my reputation may say, I'm not always up on what kinks are "hot". Are you?? Besides, she could really be into vampires like Sionnach. Or perhaps she's more of a werewolf kind of girl.

I will take that as a compliment, thank you.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-04-20 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I can't fault you for that - that's fair.

Just because we're into everything doesn't mean others are. You can learn a lot from those romance novels and bodice rippers - reverse harems and spanking seem to be "in"... and some shit about shades of grey. Which is shit so don't read it.

... but you ARE a vampire. Please don't tell me you forgot that already... ;)

In all seriousness though, I have no doubt that she'll be into you. Who fucking isn't?
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-04-27 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn’t say I was into reverse harems but I do my research. I do you enjoy giving my lovers what they want, after all. And if they want to be shared by a few guys, why not. I usually prefer it the other way around personally.

I don’t know…you did leave me last night.

Well if it’s anything like the past, I give it no time at all before the two of you are obsessed and spending a good portion of your time in the bedroom or wherever you wind up.

I’m sure there’s at least one or two who are. People like their tall, dark and dangerous more than they let on.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-05-10 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds about right. ;)

You know you're still my favorite.

For what it's worth, I hope it works out in your favor. And if she has a friend...

I would argue about the sweet and boyish words you just wrote but it does tend to work in my favor more than not.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-05-29 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you reminded me because I nearly forgot that I was your favorite.

Good because you're stuck with me. I'm pretty sure I get the better end of this deal. ;)


[ All snark and sass aside, he's glad he has the relationship he has with David at the end of the day. ]

Let me know how today goes? If you start a riot or a mob, let me know and I'll be there as your backup.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-06-19 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you do and you enjoy putting up with me.

Nope, pretty sure I"m the lucky one in this relationship.


[ There was no one else he'd rather go through history with than David. Well, eventually if he met someone but even then, David would still be there. ]

I look forward to hearing all about it - the good and/or bad.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-07-10 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Your reputation is safe with me.

I won't. Promise.

Good luck. And please, mobs with pitchforks were 100 years ago. Guns and blow torches are the way to go apparently.

Please don't get rerun out of Glastonbury, at least for not doing something fun. And if it is for something fun, I would like to be invited.
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[personal profile] princedelenfer 2023-07-19 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I'm not opposed to it, I just want to be invited for the fun.